AIRTEL 4u

Daily when i get up around 10-11 AM . I get an SMS from Airtel 4u , and they send me a JOKE ( read Phatta ) everyday . I just frown looking at the mobile and curse the time when i had  happily registered for this free service . This is a collection of the best of Airtel 4u PJ’s :-

1.

Wife : Darling today is our anniversary. what should we do ?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes .

2 .

Babloo bhagta hua aata hay aur pappu se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hai.

pappu: Oye kion jhoot bol raha hai . Ghar ki chabi to meray pass hai .

3.

Premika : Tum to bas apne kaam mein lage rehta ho , meri parwah hi nahin hai tumhe.

Premi : Pyaaar karne waala kisi ki parwah Nahi Karte..

4.

Bhikaari : Saab 1 rupita de do.

Saheb: Kal aana.

Bhikaari: Kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase hue hai.

5.

Ek ladka bar ko jake ro raha tha.

Bartender: Kyun ro rahe ho .

Ladka : Aur kya karun ?? Jis ladki ko bhoolna chata hoon uska naam hi yaad nahin hai.

I am sick and frustoo of Airtel 4u jokes . And to top it all , I am unable to unsubscribe .

Song of the Day : “Sing for the Moment” by Eminem.

PS: Stage6.com is Closing down .

PS2: Completed “Samantha Who” TV Series .

PS3: The best sitcom is and always will be “That 70s show” followed by “Titus” .

PS4: Checkout Titus guys , you can find it on my ftp 15.46 .

PS5: Watched “Trish Stratus:- 100% Stratisfication” and yes i am stratsfied .

Hyderabad IndiBlogger Meet

Hyderabad blogger meet

01/03/2008 at 16:00

Its in Microsoft Gachibowli Campus , so all IIIT’ians can actually attend this without transport problems + you get to see the Microsoft campus .

The Blogger meet in Bangalore was a sucess . I hope this one is also great .

Song of the Day :- Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd .

PS: Looking forward for freebies.

PS1: This is post no 103 . I forgot my 100th post

PS2: Finally 2.25+ Lakh visits in less than 2 years .

PS3: My bloggin frequency has increased exponentially .

PS4: Am i jobless ?

PS5:You must be thinking “Jobless ? You are in CVIT dude”

PS6: Tata !!

A-Z Tag !!

Ankit Garg a.k.a @nks , my senior had tagged me during felicity . So here is my Tag post

A-Age: 19

B-Band listening to right now:Decibel ( Indian Rock Band).

C-Career: How about an engineer.

D-Drink or Smoke: Used to and Rarely .
E-Easiest friends to talk to: My good friend Deepti ‘n’ My mom .

F-Funniest moment of your life: There have been lots , Cant Judge .

G-Gummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy Bears , I want to drink that Gummy Juice and bounce like em’.

H-Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope.

I-In love: Totally .

J-Junk food you like: Subs,Burgers,Pani-Poori Chat and the most fav is Pizzas.

K-Kids: :O ? Now ?

L-Longest ride ever: From Hyderabad to Marmagoa . I have visited only 4 states in India .

M-Man/woman you love the most: Tie between 2-3 , cant disclose .

N-Names for your kids: boy – “Dr. Evil” girl – “Blossom or Bubbles or Buttercup “.

O-One wish you have now: That the Lay’s Packet i am munching rite now never gets empty .

P-Phobias: Fear of Heights . Thats abt it .

Q-Quote (favorite): “The one who didnt make any mistakes didnt create anything”

R-Reasons to smile: I will go with Family , Food , and “some” friends .

S-Sleeping hours: from 3 Am to 10 AM on Computer Vision days and 3AM to 12Am on other .

T-Time you woke up: 4:00 AM .

U-Unknown fact about you: I believe in Communism.

V-Vegetable you hate: Karela .

W-Worst habit: Sleeping .

X-X-rays you’ve had: Left Hand.

Y-Yummy foods: Isnt this question repeated

Z-Zodiac sign: Yeah i am a fkin Gemini , two faces you see … i was jus kiddin .

I tag Dr.Evil and George Bush , happy bitches ? .

PS: Check this blogroll hydblogs.in … looks like they are using our IIIT:Blogroll code .

PS1: I guess thats it .

PS2: Lays packet khatam .

PS3: Watchin American Desi.

PS4: Next Post “Felicity Experience”

Comeback Post

From This :-

Full Story here.

PS:Finally Back to Bloggin

PS1: Rashmi ( editor of JAM Mag ) says that this “crappy” blog is actually good .

PS2: I was like ROFL when she said that.

PS3: Will write the tag post soon