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Time : during my first sem ( July 2005 )
Location : Workspace above the Library
I had the corner-most PC in the workspace. You can ask anyone in my batch, they would agree that it was in the perfect location in the whole workspace 
. That is because the only two people who can see what you are working (read wasting time ) on are the two people behind you. And some times you get lucky and even those two people aren’t sitting in that place, leaving you and your devlish mind to do anything you want 
. I was the first one to install mplayer on my FC2 ( yeah, I know ! ) in UG1 without any help from seniors , I was second-third one to get Valknut ( DC++ client for Linux ) installed on my system.
Well basically I was the first person in the lab to have DC++ and mplayer working + the best place to have your PC ! . And the first video which I downloaded was you-know-what . And slowly, the news spread to the whole batch . And at any time of the day you can see 7-8 people flocking around my PC to get a glimpse of the awesomeness of you-know-what. It was really a difficult time for me, I would be working on something and ppl would come and ask me for one more round of awesomeness. It was difficult for me to turn down those unlucky souls . And thus the batch named me the “P comm” ( the abbr. is obvious 
) .
One fine night, some of my friends asked me for you-know-what and we immediately left for workspace after having our dinner. But, one girl from my batch was sitting on the system opposite to mine 
. My friends said “Abe maruti yaar kuch kar “. That was enough to trigger to what happend next. I logged into the system as guest and shutdown the system. She started looking here and there to find out who did it, but I was sitting on the other side of the workspace. She then manually booted it again and started working. I rebooted her system again and again. But evertime she would reboot it and start working. Then I remembered that I had helped Manish ( Arora ) in installing some rpm and I knew his root password . I logged into his system. Wrote “reboot” on the last line of bashrc and thats it !
Her system would immediately reboot whenever she tried to login. She got irritated and left , and we had one more round of awesomness !
PS: I don’t remember how I fixed the problem
PS1: Hats off to Manish Arora for not turning back the whole year
PS2: Nostalgic man, seriously !
The basic thing you look for in your perfect Partner :-
PS: Added a new category for these comics ! “geek vs not-geek”
What if you are stuck in a room without internet or mobile access .
PS: I know I am a bit late for this post
I think I would shift from stick figures to some characters pretty soon !
Tataz,
Tifosi
PS: I am keeping myself busy at http://alienhomies.wordpress.com 
Freakin spam , thnx a lot to gmail to make things better .
Btw todays status message “Present state of Students Mail :- (non spam) to (spam) mails ratio equal to IIIT girls to boys ratio ”
This is a short summary of what happend in the Indiblogger meet i was publicing about .
The Food
There were 3 varieties of veg pizzas and non-veg pizzas . I tried out a Chilli chicken one which was awesome , and a corn pizza was even more awesome .
The Junta
The organizer was funny .Got to know abt people’s perception on blogs . Everybody was like 25+ .And there was this weird guy who thinks that the option of changing the date of the post is actually a crime . And others were okayish , 3 ppl sittin behind me were cracking PJ’s which could defy sashidhar’s Greatness as a PJ GOD .
The HE/SHE confusion
Somebody with the name Madhu had registered for the bloggers meet . And “her” blog’s are awesome especially this one .
But when “she” was called on for doing a “Jig” (more about this later ) she turned out to be a “He” . All my friends were like wtf ?????? . You shoud read “her” blog , i am damn sure that the real blogger wasnt there . OR this was another case those silly operations .
The Jig
There was one interactive event where u had to identify your comments . And then do a small “Shake ur booty” kindaa step .
The Microsoft Campus
The campus was awesome , and the security entrance was something i saw in games . To sad that i didnt have a camera .
And we were not allowed to move around in the campus .
Windows Live Writer
Another software by microsoft which helps bloggers . But performacing a.k.a ScribeFire kicks ass !!!
The T-shirt
We will be getting a t-shirt pretty soon thru mail .
Thats abt it !!
I guess every IIIT’ian should actually thank me for spreading the news .
Song of the day :- Broken Wings by Velvet Revolver .
Airtel 4U joke of the Day :- Boy :- I am not rich like rohit but i love you , Girl :- I love u tooo but lets keep that aside who is this rohit .
PS: New addition to my post , i will share my frustration with Airtel with u guys !!
PS1: You cant have everything in your life !!
PS2: PS1 not related to post
PS3: R&D showcase was a good experince , cant blog abt it .
PS4: _Shift sux !
PS5: read his latest post to know why
PS6: In the Junta , out of say 45 .. nearly 12 were from IIIT .
Daily when i get up around 10-11 AM . I get an SMS from Airtel 4u , and they send me a JOKE ( read Phatta ) everyday . I just frown looking at the mobile and curse the time when i had happily registered for this free service . This is a collection of the best of Airtel 4u PJ’s :-
1.
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary. what should we do ?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes .
2 .
Babloo bhagta hua aata hay aur pappu se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hai.
pappu: Oye kion jhoot bol raha hai . Ghar ki chabi to meray pass hai .
3.
Premika : Tum to bas apne kaam mein lage rehta ho , meri parwah hi nahin hai tumhe.
Premi : Pyaaar karne waala kisi ki parwah Nahi Karte..
4.
Bhikaari : Saab 1 rupita de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikaari: Kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase hue hai.
5.
Ek ladka bar ko jake ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyun ro rahe ho .
Ladka : Aur kya karun ?? Jis ladki ko bhoolna chata hoon uska naam hi yaad nahin hai.
I am sick and frustoo of Airtel 4u jokes . And to top it all , I am unable to unsubscribe .
Song of the Day : “Sing for the Moment” by Eminem.
PS: Stage6.com is Closing down .
PS2: Completed “Samantha Who” TV Series .
PS3: The best sitcom is and always will be “That 70s show” followed by “Titus” .
PS4: Checkout Titus guys , you can find it on my ftp 15.46 .
PS5: Watched “Trish Stratus:- 100% Stratisfication” and yes i am stratsfied .
Ankit Garg a.k.a @nks , my senior had tagged me during felicity . So here is my Tag post
B-Band listening to right now:Decibel ( Indian Rock Band).
C-Career: How about an engineer.
D-Drink or Smoke: Used to and Rarely .
E-Easiest friends to talk to: My good friend Deepti ‘n’ My mom .
F-Funniest moment of your life: There have been lots , Cant Judge .
G-Gummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy Bears , I want to drink that Gummy Juice and bounce like em’.
H-Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope.
I-In love: Totally .
J-Junk food you like: Subs,Burgers,Pani-Poori Chat and the most fav is Pizzas.
K-Kids: :O ? Now ?
L-Longest ride ever: From Hyderabad to Marmagoa . I have visited only 4 states in India .
M-Man/woman you love the most: Tie between 2-3 , cant disclose .
N-Names for your kids: boy – “Dr. Evil” girl – “Blossom or Bubbles or Buttercup “.
O-One wish you have now: That the Lay’s Packet i am munching rite now never gets empty .
P-Phobias: Fear of Heights . Thats abt it .
Q-Quote (favorite): “The one who didnt make any mistakes didnt create anything”
R-Reasons to smile: I will go with Family , Food , and “some” friends .
S-Sleeping hours: from 3 Am to 10 AM on Computer Vision days and 3AM to 12Am on other .
T-Time you woke up: 4:00 AM .
U-Unknown fact about you: I believe in Communism.
V-Vegetable you hate: Karela .
W-Worst habit: Sleeping .
X-X-rays you’ve had: Left Hand.
Y-Yummy foods: Isnt this question repeated
Z-Zodiac sign: Yeah i am a fkin Gemini , two faces you see … i was jus kiddin .
I tag Dr.Evil and George Bush , happy bitches ? .
PS: Check this blogroll hydblogs.in … looks like they are using our IIIT:Blogroll code .
PS1: I guess thats it .
PS2: Lays packet khatam .
PS3: Watchin American Desi.
PS4: Next Post “Felicity Experience”
I think everybody knows about murphy’s laws … if you dont follow this link .
Here are some of my murphy’s laws , which i discovered when i was working on my honours Project:-
1) The technology which you need to learn for your project has the most confusing documentation , the least no. of functionalities which you will be needing , the smallest mailing list and has the least tutorials on the internet .
2) No LUG mailing list in the whole-wide universe has any idea about the funny compilation errors which you are getting while installing the software .
3) The dependencies for your technology are so many that even “yum” gives up .
4) The most productive time starts just 4 hrs before meeting your professor .
5) There is no such thing as project completion , its just a plain old myth started by some mongolians in the sahara desert .
Thats it guys …. add some of your very own as a comment
Song of the day : Yngwie Malmsteen – Black Star
PS: My daily dose is still on the run
PS1: This is post number 92 .
PS2: 8 more to go yippeee .. lets see if i can write daily
