Tag post: F.A.Q

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?

The fking barber fked my hair

2. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

103 bucks.

3. What’s a word that rhymes with DOOR?

Bangalore.

4. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?

Render Kid a.k.a Bhargava.

5. What is your favorite ring tone on your phone?

Supermassive Black Holes by Muse.

6. What are you wearing right now?

Shirt and Jeans.

7. Do you label yourself?

g33k

8. Name the brand of the shoes you’re currently own?

Nike, Reebok ( its v.v. old now )

9. Bright or Dark Room?

Dark

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Maroo: Sabse bada waala c****.

11. What does your watch look like?

Its a gift from someone . Shiny and metallic

12. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Checking tweets from my new Nokia 5320 Xpress Music.

13. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?

“Effing Awesome”

14. What’s a word that you say a lot?

Chootiyaaapaaa, maakade, WTF man.

15. Who told you he/she loved you last?(please exclude spouse , family, children)

A friend

16. Last furry thing you touched?

My cat name “sunshine”

17. Favorite age you have been so far?

17 ( First year in IIIT )

18. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Ok Sir. Thanks ( to my advisor )

19. The last song you listened to?

In da club: 50 cent.

20. Where did you live in 1987?

whoaaaa

21. Are you jealous of anyone?

Naa.

22. Is anyone jealous of you?

Yeah

23. Name three things that you have on you at all times?

Clothes, my genav ( brahmin thread ) and my smile

24. What’s your favorite town/city?

Hyderabad

25. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?

2 years ago to my sis ( thanking her for a rakhi )

26. Can you change the oil on a car?

Naaa. Scooter ka bhi nahin aata

27. Your first love/big crush: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?

She is happy with her BF

28. Does anything hurt on your body right now?

Ulcers man. Fucking ulcers.

29. What is your current desktop picture?

NFS prostreet poster.

30. Have you been burnt by love?

Yep.

This was the worst tag post ever

Top Playlist

I thank Karan for taggin me, it has been a while since I wrote a post. I dont use the wimp ( WMP or Windows Media Player ) or any other library based music player. I usually select songs and put them in Mplayer Playlist. Here are the top songs which I have been listenin to lately :-

1. Crack a Bottle – Eminem
2. Still D.R.E – Dr. Dre (Feat Snoop Dogg )
3. Area Codes – Ludacris and Nate Dogg
4. I wanna Love you – Akon (Feat Snoop Dogg )
5. 99 Problems – Jay Z
6. Pop That Pussy – 2 Live Crew
7. Since they wanna Know – Obie Trice
8. Here comes the boom – Nelly
9. The way i are-Timbaland(feat keri hilson and d.o.e.)
10. How we do – Game

As you can make out I am listening to rap nowadays. I am eagerly waiting for Eminem’s next album Relapse, which is set for release on May 19, while the first official single and it’s music video are set for release on April 7.

EOP

A-Z Tag !!

Ankit Garg a.k.a @nks , my senior had tagged me during felicity . So here is my Tag post

A-Age: 19

B-Band listening to right now:Decibel ( Indian Rock Band).

C-Career: How about an engineer.

D-Drink or Smoke: Used to and Rarely .
E-Easiest friends to talk to: My good friend Deepti ‘n’ My mom .

F-Funniest moment of your life: There have been lots , Cant Judge .

G-Gummy bears or gummy worms: Gummy Bears , I want to drink that Gummy Juice and bounce like em’.

H-Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Nope.

I-In love: Totally .

J-Junk food you like: Subs,Burgers,Pani-Poori Chat and the most fav is Pizzas.

K-Kids: :O ? Now ?

L-Longest ride ever: From Hyderabad to Marmagoa . I have visited only 4 states in India .

M-Man/woman you love the most: Tie between 2-3 , cant disclose .

N-Names for your kids: boy – “Dr. Evil” girl – “Blossom or Bubbles or Buttercup “.

O-One wish you have now: That the Lay’s Packet i am munching rite now never gets empty .

P-Phobias: Fear of Heights . Thats abt it .

Q-Quote (favorite): “The one who didnt make any mistakes didnt create anything”

R-Reasons to smile: I will go with Family , Food , and “some” friends .

S-Sleeping hours: from 3 Am to 10 AM on Computer Vision days and 3AM to 12Am on other .

T-Time you woke up: 4:00 AM .

U-Unknown fact about you: I believe in Communism.

V-Vegetable you hate: Karela .

W-Worst habit: Sleeping .

X-X-rays you’ve had: Left Hand.

Y-Yummy foods: Isnt this question repeated

Z-Zodiac sign: Yeah i am a fkin Gemini , two faces you see … i was jus kiddin .

I tag Dr.Evil and George Bush , happy bitches ? .

PS: Check this blogroll hydblogs.in … looks like they are using our IIIT:Blogroll code .

PS1: I guess thats it .

PS2: Lays packet khatam .

PS3: Watchin American Desi.

PS4: Next Post “Felicity Experience”

Personality Disorder Test Results

Was checking out this post and decided to post my results too …

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	High
Schizoid:	High
Schizotypal:	High
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Moderate
Narcissistic:	High
Avoidant:	Moderate
Dependent:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
– Personality Disorder Test – – Personality Disorder Information –

Looks like i need some help ….

PS: Lifes Cool

PS1: Weather rox !!!

PS2: Check out this game … it rox !

PS4: Bbye June !! Didnt blog much

PS3: Thats it folks !!

My Wishes

Got tagged by Deepti over here .

If a genie comes and asks me for 5 wishes , my wishes would be :-

1. The Best Personal Computer System ever …. with TeraByte’s of Hardisk and RAM . The best graphics card and the best monitor and all the components you can find … whooaaa i am ready to sacrifice all my 5 wishes for this

2. The Fastest Internet Connection :- After coming to iiit Internet has become my basic necessity after “Roti , Kapda and Makkan ” . And after experiencing the sucking wireless LAN … i would love to have the fastest Internet connection in the world . Downloading movies and playing multilayer games would be so much fun .

3. The Coolest Bike in the block : A nice sports bike with top speed of 200+kmph and which will be envied by everyone . Well i will get my license in 6 months .

4. To spend my whole life with all my close buddies and my Family , i mean the people who matter the most to me . A bit senti over der.

5.To be in a college full of girls ( Muslims Prefered ) and me being the only guy over there … and the college to be located in some other planet so dat no girl has access to any other guy . Whoaaa !!!! this is gonna be fun and dont i sound Frustoo .

Coming to dreams , i would like to write about some of my dreams

The first one :- I was walking near Imax and suddenly a hot gurl comes up to me and says “Hey !! Are u Maruti Borker who writes on Orkut Hacking and stuff … i just love ur posts .” me :- ” Well !! They arent working anymore ” . She:- “Oh !! Anywayz would u like to have a Coffee with me ? I would love to talk to u for some time “. I nodded and we had a lovely date … dont want to go into details .

The second one wasnt a dream but was a nightmare :- I was walking with my close buddy near Microsoft and from nowhere, a guy in a running car shoots some bullets at the watchman . And one bullet accidentally hits my friend and i remained helpless .I woke up immediately and next day i tried contacting my friend but got no reply … and was very scared . But atlas got a reply after about 2 hrs . I got this dream again , and this time i saved my friend by jumping and i got hit by the bullet .

Song of the day :- “Nightingale” by Yanni … a melodious instrumental song . I am in love with it .

PS: Dream#2 or Nightmare#1 explains my 4th wish .

PS2: 2 posts in 2 days … M back

PS3: Planning to go home .

PS4: Cricket @ BBall Court rox !! but i was late and was able to bat only once

PS5: @Deepti Had to write wish no.5 .

PS6: Linkin parks latest song “What i’ve done” is cool check out the vdo .

Proposal !!!

Got tagged here … Thanx himank ,wanted to write a post from decades .

So here goes ….

I had to attend a shop-opening ceremony in CTC . Though i didnt want to go but my Mom forced me . I hate parties ( with adults ) .. its like everyone asks u the same set of questions “Beta Studying well na ?? ” “Dont fall for girls !! Zindagi bachi hui hai badmein bahut time milega ” “How is your coll life ?? hows mess food ??” etc etc .

We reached an hour late .. and the pooja was going on . I was getting bored so i thought of having a look at some of the other shops over der . Was going around some random Computer store …. and there she was . She looked very attractive ,It was love at first site . It was like the time has stopped and some arbit hindi song was running in background … eh cut the crap … this didnt happen . I entered the shop , looked around and tried coming close to her . She was right in front of me , this was the moment but i was afraid abt what my mom would think . I went to the shop keeper … and proposed to her “Can i have that Nvidia 8800GTX ?? ” .She said “Sorry Dear !! Thats the last piece in the store !! Come back in a week ” .

Lolz …. that was a Phatta ( i.e PJ ) . I was talking abt the graphics card . .By “She” i meant the graphics card

Its like i can never propose to a girl … may be i am too shy and i have never felt so strongly for anyone . I have had several crushes & infatuations but they dont last for more than a week .

Since i didnt like the topic .. i wont tag anyone . But if u still want to write a post just send an email i will tag u.

Song of The Day: “This love ” by Maroon 5

PS:Himank is gonna kick ma ass for writing a PJ

PS2: Lifes cool .. hols from tommorow

PS3: Have watched 3 movies continously !! ( English( Accepted) + Hindi (Fanaa)+ Telugu(Vennela) )

PS4: Congrats to Australia … !! Because of them i have lost my tiny-biny interest on cricket

PS5: Have a nice day !!

Lite Le

Hmm … was thinking abt writing a tag post so that many dead bloggers can wake up .

So here is my idea …. I would describe my fellow bloggers and what i feel about them … and i will tag some lazy souls in the end .

So here goes :-

Himank The most active blogger of Ug2k5 .. who can beat his speed of writin blogs ??? i guess he is the most jobless soul in the whole batch . Writes nice and diffrent posts … the quality of his language has increased but dunno why i think the quality of his posts has decreased . The thing i like about this guy is he writes straight from his heart .

Piyush Has started writing recently ( just two posts ) . I just have one word to describe him and his blog “SENTI” to the max . I am damn sure that he is the most SENTI guy in IIIT .

Karan Maroo I just envy this guys creativity … every post reflects his creativity . According to me , he is the best blogger of our batch quality wise  . Peace .

Deepti I just love to read her writings . She presents her posts quite beautifully … just love her writing style . You would find a bit of philosophy in every post she writes .If she blogs frequently maybe she can become a good blogger .

Pagare The Bhopali of out batch . Just like you cant judge the genre of SOAD .. u cant judge this guys writings . I mean every post is totally different from the other . Just wish that he could blog frequently .

Aditya The ROCK blogger .. you will find more of “rock”‘s than “the”‘s in his posts  .. just kiddin . Writes quite well .. posts usually hover arnd rock music

Manish 1048 !! thats what i call him ( thats his roll no mine being 1049 ) . Writes thoda hat ke …. his outlook of life is a bit diffrent from others and this thing reflects in his posts .

That’s it Guys …. Sorry i am feeling very sleepy and its 7 am and i didnt sleep last nite .

Now the ppl whom i tag :-

1. Himank

2. Karan

3. Aditya

4.Manish

Song of the Day :- Hey Chinna from the movie Ranam … gotta listen to this ulti MASS song

PS: That was my first telugu song in Song of the day category

PS2: CVIT workshop assigments suck .
PS3: Lifes cool

PS4: Thinking of shifting to single room

PS5: Anybody interested on the same topic can write on the same

PS6: The Title sux big time

Tag Post!!!

Himank had tagged me to write this post …

so here goes …

A living person whom i would like to meet :- Micheal Schumacher or Alizee cant decide …

A dead person whom i would like to meet :- My Grandpa … he had died before i was born .. May peace be upon him .

An event in the history I would like to change
:- The death of Bhagat singh …. if that would not have happend then
probably India would have got independence early in 1930′s .

An event in history I would like to witness :- India’s win over Windies in 1983′s world cup .Or my Mom and Dad’s wedding ( if u can call that history )

A movie which I would like to witness in real life without being a part of it :- “Rang de Basanti” or “American pie 5″ lolz …

A literary character I would like to meet :- Nancy Drew

Now i tag :-

1.Prudhvi :- No poems please
2.Deepti :- U wanted a topic to write on right ??
3.SKP sir’ :- Well didn’t see him bloggin for some time … i hope he writes one
4.Shrikant:- The killer attitude guy

Well i expect atleast 2 out of the 4 to write a post …meri khatir likh do phuleeez

Spent the whole day doing the Graphics assignment , so nothing interesting done today

Song of the Day: “Dont U Cry” By Gun’s n Roses … awesome song to listen to
when ur friend is in a bad mood .. and u cant help him out . Just check out the lyrics .

PS:Assigments suck -> life sux

PS1: Gaim still not working on wireless LAN fkin sysadmins .

PS2: Bought a new Nirvana T-shirt .. will wear it on Rock night .

PS3: @Himank no fattes in this post .. aish kar .

PS4: WordPress fkd up my indentation again

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Being Weird

Himank has tagged me for writing a weird post , i have to write down 20 weird things about myslelf .But the weirdest thing i found about his post was that the word “weird” was misspelt throughout the post .So here i go :-

1. I call myself to be a Goan , though i am living in Hyderabad from the 16 years .My seniors used to make fun of this during raggin ( read healthy interaction ) period .

2.I have the weirdest kind of hair .I mean , I have tried to change my hairstyle for years but all in vain . I wish i could have hair like Karan or maybe Pagare . But people usually compliment me for my silky hair .

3.I have bought a Desktop , though i was supposed to buy a laptop

4.Though i have stayed in hyderabad for more than 15 years ,i dont know how to speak Telugu .

5.Though i played for the SAAP under-14 football team , i have never played a single football match in IIIT .I was lucky to get a credit in the first sem.

6.I have boarded the train 6 times till now in my lifetime .I don’t have any kind of phobia , I usually travel through car or a bus .

7.I have a weird habit of making fun of myself in front of others .I think there is no-better way to get happiness than to make fun of yourself.

8.I have watched 10 episodes of Malcolm and Middle on a stretch .I just lov this series .You have to try this one out .

9.I usually have lots of crushes on Hollywood beauties .You can observe this from here , here and here .

10.I have never talked to a girl ( expect ma relatives ) before 10th standard ,the credit goes to my school .I was studyin in a co-ed muslim school ( sultan-ul-uloom public school ) were you can find all the girls hiding themselves behind a burqa .

11.I have shop-lifted tons of chocolates from the local store .Even now he goes on high-alert after seeing me in his store .

12.I cant differentiate between left and right sides without looking at my operated hand .

13.I weigh around 77 kilos . I am heavier than Pk , himank and chand . Can u believe that !!!

14. I want to marry a Muslim girl .This can be because i have studied in a Muslim school and i live in a Muslim neighborhood or maybe i find them more good-looking than others .But i am pretty sure i will end up with a Brahmin girl .

15. I cant bear Old Hindi movie songs . I find them idiotic and totally senseless . I apologize all fans of these songs , but i cant help it .

16. I feel weird to write this weird post , tagged by my weird roommate.

17. I guess i hate Rajasthani food .I dont like the daal-baati or the gaatte curry served by mess waala , while my friends love them .

18. I find it more comfortable to work in the night and sleep during the day .

19. Even though i am a saraswat brahmin , i have tried all kinds of sea-food , chicken and mutton .

20.I nearly know 5 languages . This includes konkani , hindi , english , a bit of telugu , a bit of kannada .

PS1:I am just missing my mom … i just want to go home

PS2: Turbo’s FuckProxy firefox extension has fucked my default firefox theme , had to remove it .

PS3: The Orkut-Gtalk thing rox . I now have more than 25 people on my gtalk friend list .

PS4: Using technorati tags for the first time .

Technorati Tags: Weird

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